A feeling of real value

Often as a supporter you feel like the team are just not listening. When you shout at Ronaldo that he is a ladyboy, or to Ashley Cole that he is a queer, or simply telling your team that they are crap and need to sort their lives out. So it is comforting to hear how the gooners forced Adebayor out of Arsenal by hurling abuse at him. It is fantastic to think of him weeping into his wallet, wiping away his tears with a tenner, thinking to himself “What have I done to deserve all this?”

Seeing as fan’s songs suddenly have this power – any minute I expect 10 men to attempt to lift Frank Lampard with a fork lift truck.

In amongst all the gloom – a ray of sunshine

We are doomed. You know it. I know it. Ashley Cole knows it. Now we have sold the 9ft 7in striker Greedybayor to the United Arab Mancs we will inevitably lose our fourth sport to Man City. How long will it be before the papers are full of “Spurs to take Arsenal’s Euro place claims Twitchy Redknapp”. Nasri has broken his leg – more doom. The only solution is to spend, spend, spend. So I am going to take a quick look at all the players who would definitely improve our squad.

1. Darren Bent
With a prooven goalscoring record in the top flight, Bent would undoubtedly fill the void left by the permanently offside, hard working Togo international Greedybayor.

2. Roman Pavlyuchenko
Another world class striker with proven pedigree. The main problem here is would our rivals sell him to us without a substantial offer. About eight quid would probably prise him away.

3. Robbie Keane
This celtic warrior would undoubtedly be a success at our club – so prolific that he’d probably have netted 3 by december. Can undoubtedly cope with the step up to the big time as shown by his time on Merseyside.

 

So what do you think? What useless bag of shit can we get as a like for like for Greedybayor?

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