Confirmed Transfer of Van Persie, Toure, Eboue and Song

With the transfer window almost closed, I spent a lot of the day refreshing the BBC transfer day page hoping I would see – Wenger confirms late transfer of Deco/Messi/Ronaldinho/Ronaldo/Pele/George Best to Arsenal. But no. I did feel disheartened until someone mentioned that this month will probably see the return of Van Persie, Toure and the rest of the African nations posse. I rekon I’d perfer that lot coming back than half a dozen sulky Anelkas. So I feel quite smug now, as I imagine Wenger does when he sees the millions splashed out.

My only concern is that with Arsenal’s reported millions in the bank and massive annual turnover, what exactly is all that money for? Without success on the pitch its all meaningless. Perhaps they can give us all massive cuts in season ticket prices next year!

Anyway – its February – almost – we’re level with MUFC at the top. Champions League still ongoing, FA Cup still ongoing and the team is starting to purr again. Happy days. So you can take your transfer window and slam it shut now for all I care.

See you in the Bergkamp Gallery

theboyloizou

The end of my tether.

That’s it. After Nine years of smashing the scum home and away, they actually beat us. It only took nine years, it only took nine years. Usually I have been restrained with gloating in our realtive success compared to the shitheads down the road, but not now. The number of people who crawled out of the woodwork to gloat in their victory over the Arse. No fucking class. Pure and simple. All those nine years of victory and I have shown immense restraint. Never once deliberately going up to a known Spurs fan and saying “ha ha lost again you self deluding bunch of worthless cunts”.

But I am here to officially announce the end of my tether. All restraint has now been lost.

So…

To all spurs fans,
Ha ha fucking ha. Out of the FA Cup you bunch of cunts. And Chelsea are gonna stuff you in the worthless cup. We beat you twice in the league. You are never going to be in the Champions League in my lifetime. Everyone said you would take fourth place when we sold Henry. But you’re fucking nowhere and we are up the top with those Manky cunts. Enjoy your glory why you can – it won’t last long. 61, never again. You could be born a spurs fan today and never win a trophy before you die even if you lived to 1000. You are all cunts and any sort of personal disaster that befalls upon you is well deserved.

So all fuck off and die you bunch of worthless vermin.