I managed to get a preview of a covert tape recording between Jens Lehmann and Arsene Wenger which is to appear in tomorrow’s News of the World. Most of it is boring team stuff and bits of family chit chat, but after a pause half way through there is a section of insight about the three defeats in a row and the current state of the Arsenal side…it is quite interesting. I would have put it on yesterday, but it was in German predominantly, and my German isn’t that good.
Arsene: (after long pause)You’ll have to play tomorrow Jens. There is just no one left. We’ll test your shoulder in the morning.
Jens: You know I always want to play.
Arsene: (laughs nervously) You do. And the other 25 players that I have receiving treatment. I may have to start playing Liam’s [Brady] side!
Jens: No. You must not do that. The tide will change.
Arsene: (after pause) What, Jens?
Jens: (quietly) You do not know?
Arsene: Know what?
Jens: The Vice Chairman’s masterplan.
Arsene: Dein
Jens: Dein. He has been in discussions with parties about the lying cheating FA.
Arsene: I hate those racist bastards – why did they not send off Lampard and Cesc – white that’s why!
Jens: Exactly. But Dein’s revolution will come. (shuffling of paper) There are entrance points here and here. The FA will be forced to watch your video of the Carling Cup at gunpoint. They will be asked about Emmanuel [Adebayor] until they give the right answer.
Arsene: (laughs) Nice. But the bastards will probably ban him for another game.
Jens: But he didn’t touch Lampard, they wouldn’t be that stupid.
Arsene: What colour is Adebayor? Who does he play for? And he hit a nice white England boy.
Interesting reading I’m sure you’ll agree. Or maybe not.
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