On this occasion no guest reviewer I’m afraid, so you’ll have to put up with opinions straight from me…but I do have some decent quotes from the players.
1. vs Blackburn (home) won 6-2
Fantastic game. Robbie Savage is a twat. Tell him if you see him. Cesc confirmed that by ‘megging him. Then he confirmed it by diving (more of which later). Nearly had everything this one, going down to an early pen, some shocking refereeing, good atmosphere and a goal from flim-flam. Mark Hughes is also a twat. David Bentley grabbed his cock in our direction when we sang songs about him. “Bentley, what’s the score, Bentley, Bentley what’s the score?” and “Ashley’s boyfriend, Ashley’s boyfriend”
2. vs Watford (away) won 2-1
Dreary dire. Team didn’t know what to do. Van Persie had one of his worst games. Relief when we got the winner. Absolutely no direct play, why hit one pass when 536 will do.
3. vs Sheffield (away) lost 0-1
Trend continued. Directionless. Leaderless. Inept. I hate the North. Quote from Wenger, “Tremendous team spirit..blah blah”. Quote from theboyloizou, “I hate the fucking North and every cunt in it – especially Neil fucking Warnockthecock”.
4. Charlton (home) won 4-0
Pardew. Ha ha fucking ha. “Pardew for Tottenham!”. “Pardew what’s the score?” I always had a soft spot for Charlton, but with the cunt Pardew in charge, the spot is filled with putrified pus. Quote from Wenger, “Tremendous team spirit”. Quote from theboyloizou, “Have that Pardew you cunt, and go and pick up your second P45 in less than a month. Wanker!”
5 & 6. The Liverpools (away) won 9-3
This is Anfield. This is a drubbing mate, twice, with our reserves, and hands off my hubcabs you theiving Northern shower. I loved every minute of both our slaughters. The Beast was heard to say, “I think the boss will find it hard to drop me now (hard to pick him up in the first place really). I am so happy after scoring these goals I may have to visit the dog’s home before I leave. I believe Gerrard has a pony for his children. That would be very tasty.”
7. Blackburn (away) won 2-0.
Savage in still a cunt shocker. Diving Welsh prick. Gilberto, so gentle he would take flowers to an Iraqi hanging, tapped that united reject on the shin only for him to go down quicker than Ashley Cole at the Chelsea team “get together”. Mmm, Frank! Anyway we punished them. Quote from Robin Van “Gilberto should not have been sent off, but the team pulled together and punished them . I love punishment, for sure, especially from a nice big girl with big thighs in Amsterdam. This one time, me and the Holland under-21 had a game, and after training we dressed in our special oiled up Holland kit and hit the streets for some coffee and whipped cream, if you know what I mean.” Thanks for that Robin!
More on another day – back to reviews by the team I think. Anyway soon its time to fuck the Mancs up!
See you in the Bergkamp Gallery,
theboyloizou
